Because that's gonna be very bad for the Mouth of Sauron, aka Karl Rove.
The Dork Lord’s cat — come closer, human! Methinks the tin foil conquistador don't know much about hobbits. Let's review: They were, if it came to it, difficult to daunt or kill; and they were, perhaps, so unwearyingly fond of good things not least because they could when put to it, do without them, and could survive rough handling by grief, foe or weather in a way that astonished those who did not know them well and looked no further than their bellies and their well-fed faces.Though slow to quarrel, and for sport killing nothing that lived, they were doughty at bay, and at need could still handle arms. They shot well with the bow, for they were keen-eyed and sure at the mark. Not only with bows and arrows. If any Hobbit stooped for a stone, it was well to get quickly under cover, as all trespassing beasts knew very well
Doughty at bay, indeed. The foul dwimmerlaiks of the political world should take note.