Oh, the tricksey anti-colonialist Kenyan usurper is up to no good -- again. First, disguised as Neville Chamberlain and/or Hitler, he's in league with Ming the Merciless and Stavro Blofeld, as well as various islamizatical Medes, to blow up Jerusalem, New York, and Poughkeepsie.
Next, as the second article of impeachment is the creation of the TrumpBot and programing it with the fiendish plan to wrest away the Republican nomination from the Embodiment of all that is Right, True, Just and Holy, yes, Rafael "Ted" Cruz, or SOWD (Some Other White Dude) who loves America, but isn't too keen on any actual Americans.
Meanwhile, all of this is a distraction from what's REALLY important, i.e. panicking the electorate:
For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground, and tell sad tales of the death of ... the Republican party. Here now, brother David French, of the flagscow of the "conservative" movement, the National Review this day:
We’re days away from Congress failing to block a deal that will exponentially increase the chances of a nuclear flash over Tel Aviv or New York, and all conservatives could talk about for the past 72 hours was Donald Trump’s insult of Megyn Kelly, an insult that caused firebrand pundit Erick Erickson to lapse into Dean of Students mode to ensure that his Red State Gathering was a Safe Space — safe from the current GOP frontrunner.[frustrated blather omitted for purposes of copyright and/or mercy]
Yet here we are, spending days talking about Trump’s statement, contributing to this frivolous era of American politics and this destructive era of American life — and here I am, doing it also.
Someone need ask the Trumpinator whether the unit is serious about the GOP, or whether, like certain other Weyland-Yutani products, Special Order 937 has been received, to wit: Priority one Insure nomination of organism for president. All other considerations secondary. Republican Party expendable